The koala (Phascolarctos cinereus) is a tree-dwelling marsupial of eastern and southern Australia, known for its stout, tailless body, big ears, and spoon-shaped nose. Despite the nickname "koala bear," it is not a bear at all — its closest relative is the wombat — and almost everything about it is built around one demanding job: living on eucalyptus leaves, which are tough, low in energy, and laced with toxins. That diet explains its slow metabolism, its long sleeps, and even the strange way it raises its young.